“chunk it, baby!”
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me as grand moff tarkin ordering the death star to fire
Take a fucking zap, babes.
absolutely not. if i was tarkin i would never swear. he never learned cusses as a boy because he was too busy fighting those funny apes on eriadu
“Fuck you, Leia, where are the goddamn rebels?”
Pretty sure that’s a direct quote from the movie.
that is absolutely not a quote from the movie. please censor your words next time you cuss at me (i have sensitive ).
“No, I am your father!”
“You’re fucking kidding me?”
Yup. I can see it now. Clear as day.
tarkin doesn’t even say that one, that is lunk skywalker who says that. you are tricking me but it is NOT working.
sup dude!
bap bap bap
fap fap fap lol
this was really rude but funny and dirty
the concept of wizards is so funny. you read a book and can shoot fire from your god damn hands. lmfao
I didn’t attend 7 years Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry for this shit
you’re right u sure didn’t attend 7 years Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry
The first time Damian gets kidnapped as Bruce Wayne’s son
Thugs over video feed: “Okay man, just remember you have 24 hours to deliver the money or else the kid dies
Bruce: "All right, but first I just want to talk to him please I need to know my little baby is okay *wipes away very convincing Fake Tear™*
*camera pans to Damian, who’s tied to a chair but seems totally chill with the situation and even gives an evil grin when he sees Bruce*
Bruce (yelling dramatically): "OH NO MY DARLING CHILD ARE YOU OKAY??”
Bruce (furiously whispering): “Don’t you dare hurt them do you hear me young man"
"DID YOU GET BOO BOOS?? DO YOU HAVE ANY BROKEN BONES?? OH MY GOD DID THEY TOUCH YOU DID THEY STEAL YOUR INNOCENCE REMEMBER NO MEANS NO DAMIAN YOU NEED TO FIGHT BACK AND STAY STRONG UNTIL WE COME RESCUE YOU OKAY"
"If you try to fight back at all I swear to god you’re grounded for a month when you get back"
"WHAT KIND OF MONSTER COULD KIDNAP A CHILD YOU HEARTLESS FIENDS CAN’T YOU SEE HE’S JUST A BOY"
"Please don’t kill them"
i keep thinking about that tribe of baboons where all the alpha males died from eating poison garbage and then the baby boy monkeys were taken care of by the lady monkeys and never got socialized to be aggressive so they all just live peacefully and groom eachother instead of fighting and killing eachother and its been generations of that, it only took 1 wipeout of the aggressive males to change the whole social order of the species i am crying they must be so much happier
……….I have an idea.
don’t we all
You make me feel things.
Things I locked away.
Things I didn’t think possible,
To feel again.You make me feel,
Like we’re stuck in a moment,
Hidden from time.
Stolen hours even days,
Feel like mere minute as they rush by.You make me forget,
All my worries,
And the unwilling commitments,
The world has put in my path.You make me remember how it feels to truly laugh.
(via poetbychoice)
The world is a little happier with you in it.
The world is a little brighter with you in it.
The world is a little sweeter with you in it.
The world is a little softer with you in it.
The world is a little more perfect with you in it.
The world is a little more unique with you in it.